I am submitting a request for a government grant and funding for the development and implementation of an underwater fish marking paint gun. It will be used to mark the fish that have been counted by the US government in their newly funded Gulf of Mexico fish counting program. The new paint gun will useContinue reading “Government funding request for development and implementation of underwater fish marking paint gun for the Gulf of Mexico”
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“Swamp Gas” in DC: Alien Lizard People
Although many stories exist regarding the origin of the real men in black, the truth has not been disclosed until now. Back in the 1950’s, a group of young Amish men absconded a horse and buggy and took off to see America on their own. As they stopped to camp for the evening near Roswell,Continue reading ““Swamp Gas” in DC: Alien Lizard People”
One meteorite, one explosion in downtown Nashville, and one “swamp gas” from the Smoky Mountains theory.
Early Thursday morning a fiery meteorite was spotted in the skies outside of Nashville, TN. Early Christmas morning shots were reported in downtown Nashville eschewing the arrival of police. A couple of hours later, a message was being broadcast possibly from an RV sitting in front of the AT&T office building. One of the mainContinue reading “One meteorite, one explosion in downtown Nashville, and one “swamp gas” from the Smoky Mountains theory.”
Middle of the Muddy Road 