Tag Archives: humor

Horror Movie Lover’s Guide to Elf on the Shelf

25 Days of Death and Torture for the Little Bastard Christmas Elf……. December: 1st. Elf crawls into plastic storage container after kids unpack ornaments for the tree. Elf suffocates and dies. 2nd. Elf found hung by garland wrapping the tree. 3rd. Elf found dead of botulism from eating last year’s popcorn off of the popcornContinue reading “Horror Movie Lover’s Guide to Elf on the Shelf”

An in depth interview with Fluffy the Dog (your write in presidential candidate) about 2A

Fluffy the Dog feels very strongly that US citizens should own and be trained to use guns safely and wisely. She recognizes the exclusion of convicted felons of violent crimes, certain mental disorders, or certain medications. Fluffy the Dog also believes that non violent offenders should be allowed to purchase registered guns after they haveContinue reading “An in depth interview with Fluffy the Dog (your write in presidential candidate) about 2A”

Fluffy the Dog’s Presidential write-in political platform.

My name is Fluffy the Dog. I am introducing myself as a write-in candidate for the US Presidential election in November, 2020. I do not have any political affiliation. Allow me to present myself and my platform. I believe in the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights. I believe we are created equally regardlessContinue reading “Fluffy the Dog’s Presidential write-in political platform.”

Anti Everything

2020 has been a horrible year. If we can have a cancel culture, here is my anti everything wish list: Racism Coronavirus Explosions Murder Looting Vandalism Far left Democrats Far right Republicans Communism Socialism Murder Hornets Hurricanes Tornados Fire Marxism Hate Karen Fleas Tics Excessively hot weather Poverty A handful of wealthy individuals controlling theContinue reading “Anti Everything”

Murder hornets in the US. Now I understand toilet paper hoarding.

If we do not practice staying indoors in the US, we are now being threatened by Japanese Murder Hornets. The state of Washington has documented their presence. I doubt they stay in Washington. I doubt we contain them anymore than we have contained Rona. US citizens will not stay indoors. We continue to gather inContinue reading “Murder hornets in the US. Now I understand toilet paper hoarding.”

Censorship in the United States: We do not get to censor another person’s views because we disagree. Netflix does have the right to produce and air the satire, The First Temptation of Christ. How many Americans laughed at the Charlie Hebdo cartoons published in France?

Hello, Karma! Welcome back. I’m dying of laughter right now. In case you’re unaware, there is a petition going around right now to force Netflix to remove a film called The First Temptation of Christ. Jesus is depicted as gay in this film. It is a satire. Social media is having an absolute meltdown. ItContinue reading “Censorship in the United States: We do not get to censor another person’s views because we disagree. Netflix does have the right to produce and air the satire, The First Temptation of Christ. How many Americans laughed at the Charlie Hebdo cartoons published in France?”

Reindeer, Santa Clause and the Christmas Spirit

I am always concerned that rural America will be responsible for ruining Christmas. We have deer feeders on our land where we feed and fatten deer throughout the year. Then hunting season arrives during the holiday season and the shooting begins. One of these years, there won’t be any reindeer brave enough to pull Santa’sContinue reading “Reindeer, Santa Clause and the Christmas Spirit”

Crazy Donald and the Angry Swede

I am sorry, but these two are the best entertainment on the planet right now. They should have their own angry talk show and name it….Crazy Donald and the Angry Swede. The Angry Swede came from a family of professional entertainers from what I have read. I have no idea if it’s true or not.Continue reading “Crazy Donald and the Angry Swede”