flyover states – Middle of the Muddy Road

Kansas: Where Shit and Fish Fall From the Sky. Maybe there is a reason Kansas is a flyover state.

//www.kwch.com/content/news/Driver-hits-fish-in-Barber-County—-you-heard-right-563800271.html //worldnewsdailyreport.com/shit-falls-from-the-sky-in-kansas-drunk-crop-duster-plane-pilot-spreads-4-tons-of-manure-over-city/comment-page-1/ I genuinely like the state of Kansas. It is truly a middle of the road state even though it is technically red. It’s a lot more liberal than the south. The residents are midwestern in their views rather than southern. Kansas was settled in 1812 by Europeans in Bonner Springs. Between 1830 andContinue reading “Kansas: Where Shit and Fish Fall From the Sky. Maybe there is a reason Kansas is a flyover state.”

Simple Request From a Resident of a Flyover State: PLEASE KEEP FLYING OVER

I have visited or worked in 33 states and have lived in three. I am a resident of a flyover state. When I say please keep flying over, I mean it sincerely. Do not stop. Do not visit. Do not drive through. Fly right on over. If you wish to flee your city or stateContinue reading “Simple Request From a Resident of a Flyover State: PLEASE KEEP FLYING OVER”