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25 Days of Death and Torture for the Little Bastard Christmas Elf……. December: 1st. Elf crawls into plastic storage container after kids unpack ornaments for the tree. Elf suffocates and dies. 2nd. Elf found hung by garland wrapping the tree. 3rd. Elf found dead of botulism from eating last year’s popcorn off of the popcornContinue reading “Horror Movie Lover’s Guide to Elf on the Shelf”