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Steve wakes up.

The continuing saga of the Gypsy Ronaviravich, her dog Wackadoo, and her cursed bat WuWu. Steve found himself lying at the bottom of a mountain in Colorado with Wackadoo licking his face. He was bruised and battered with a pounding headache. Why was he here? Wackadoo had sat by his unconscious body for hours guardingContinue reading “Steve wakes up.”

Ronaviravich receives a message from Biden

The continuing saga of the Gypsy Ronaviravich, her dog Wackadoo, and her cursed bat WuWu. One morning while watching the sunrise outside her cave in the Colorado mountains, Rona was reflecting on her centuries of life as a gypsy and her employment with the US government. Up until Biden and Harris won, she had beenContinue reading “Ronaviravich receives a message from Biden”

How to avoid deprogramming or reprogramming camps and forced therapy in the US

If approached and questioned by members of the left wing deprogramming gestapo squad, here are a few guidelines to ensure your escape. When shown a picture of the BLM or ANTIFA burning, vandalizing, or otherwise destroying buildings, look glassy eyed and in love while replying “I’m so glad young people are getting outside during aContinue reading “How to avoid deprogramming or reprogramming camps and forced therapy in the US”

Ronaviravich consults Hitler

Despite the snow and cold, Ronaviravich had sweat pouring down her face as she dug up the corpse of a Jewish girl near her cave. Rona had sweat pouring down her back as she drug the corpse back to her cave in the Mountains of Colorado. She mumbled curses under her breath as she placedContinue reading “Ronaviravich consults Hitler”

Ronaviravich and Wackadoo ensure the continuance of the QAnon cult

Rona and Wackadoo returned from their vacation to their hidden cave in the mountains of Colorado. Relaxed and invigorated, Rona sat down at her table to do a little foretelling of the future. Wackadoo snoozed on a bearskin rug by the fire. Rona became increasingly concerned over the loss of faith shown by Wackadoo’s QAnonContinue reading “Ronaviravich and Wackadoo ensure the continuance of the QAnon cult”

My cat is an alt right terrorist.

Hider is a male indoor/outdoor cat weighing about 22lbs and is four years old. For the past year, he has left many clues as to his involvement with what most of us consider “fringe” activities. I had chosen to believe they were normal male cat activities. Things like refusing to let me clean the bathroomContinue reading “My cat is an alt right terrorist.”

Three sane people reside within the US.

Who are these three people? I have no idea. I am merely giving the US the benefit of the doubt that there are even three sane people within our borders. It’s highly likely they are here illegally and actively seeking an escape route which will avoid being picked up by ICE on their way outContinue reading “Three sane people reside within the US.”

It was either illegal Mexicans from Norway or black people with pure Swedish bloodlines from Italy.

From reading American news and echo chambers from both sides, I am not sure which specific group or people are responsible for January 6th, 2021. The media is adamant that ANTIFA and the BLM have never looted or rioted anywhere. They have only engaged in absolutely peaceful protests and demonstrations. The Trump supporters are adamantContinue reading “It was either illegal Mexicans from Norway or black people with pure Swedish bloodlines from Italy.”

Followers of the Orange God battle the Borg

Reading or watching the news in the US is like viewing a new Star Trek episode where the Borg are trying to assimilate a band of people following their Orange God. We have the media and the Democrats actively discussing how Trump supporters must assimilate to their agenda and their hive mind or be huntedContinue reading “Followers of the Orange God battle the Borg”