Middle of the Muddy Road

Welcome to my personal blog about living in the Middle of the Muddy Road. I am a single parent living in rural America. I am a registered voting Republican and was raised and baptized in a fundamentalist Christian church. Most of the time I disagree with both the Democrats and Republicans because of their extreme views. Most of the time I disagree with organized religion, although I do believe in God, Jesus, and the Bible. My blog is for the rest of us just trying to raise our kids and pay our bills.

You may contact me at MissJune68@middleofthemuddyroad.com.

  • Horror Movie Lover’s Guide to Elf on the Shelf

    November 28, 2020 by

    25 Days of Death and Torture for the Little Bastard Christmas Elf……. December: 1st. Elf crawls into plastic storage container after kids unpack ornaments for the tree. Elf suffocates and dies. 2nd. Elf found hung by garland wrapping the tree. 3rd. Elf found dead of botulism from eating last year’s popcorn off of the popcorn… Read more

  • Thanksgiving holiday 2020 in rural America.

    November 17, 2020 by

    For starters, yes, most of us are at least trying to have our regular Thanksgiving holiday. There are those people who are scared of Rona or who are in high risk groups who will not be attending. Otherwise, it’s game on! City people simply do not understand rural America. It’s sparsely populated, the same families… Read more

  • Deer Blinding

    November 15, 2020 by

    Verb: Deer Blinding. Definition: Using deer blinds as a strategic or integral point of home and property defense during a civil war on American soil. Noun: Deer Blinding. Definition: The name of the strategy. How do overweight, old, out of shape, or out numbered people defend their rural properties? Deer blinding. Most rural people with… Read more

  • Conquering the World. Covid-19 shutdowns are only the beginning.

    November 8, 2020 by

    The history of warfare is fascinating. There are numerous tried and true ways to conquer nations, civilizations or specific uprisings. So what would it take to conquer most of the first world countries thereby controlling the world government? Here is a list of proven tactics to take out specific populations: Burn out rural areas. This… Read more

  • Election 2020

    November 3, 2020 by

    For once, I did not mind donning a face covering in order to go vote. I am sitting watching election results slowly filter in and be counted. I am sitting watching cities across the USA filled with rioters and looters awaiting results. NO, we are not going to have definitive results tonight in quite a… Read more

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